IT’S CHRISTMAS!
But first, multiculturalism:
Beck – Little Drum Machine Boy
for those of you who feel the Hanukkah Funk.
AND NOW!
Doris Day – The Christmas Song
Chestnuts roasting, and all that.
Doris Day – Winter Wonderland
Okay, so here in the real world, we’re a month into summer, but let’s indulge cultural dominance, eh? IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.
John Denver & the Muppets – Twelve Days of Christmas
Actually is John Denver on this? Well, it’s from that record, you know the one. My bodge Korean-licensed CD version doesn’t have any credits or anything and I didn’t listen to this before putting it up. There’s loads of Muppets, I can tell you that.
Dr Teeth & The Electric Mayhem – Little Saint Nick
This one I can credit properly due to fond memories of the gatefold vinyl edition as a nipper. Look out for Animal.
Gene Autry – 32 Feet & 8 Little Tails
AGH RUN it’s a HIDEOUS MONSTER oh wait.
Gene Autry – The Story Of The Nativity
Never mind the narrative quality, feel the length! 13 minutes + of children being indoctrinated into The Amazing Robe-Man.
Fat Les – Naughty Christmas (Goblin In The Office)
Let’s hope this doesn’t bring back bad memories. Except of Keith Allen.
Sonic Youth – Santa Doesn’t Cop out On Dope
But can we take their word for it? I mean, it’s only one night a year the dude’s really got to hold it together and punch the timecard, who knows how he squanders the rest of the year?